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I began to Fear Alcohol On The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking he was in a nightclub saying "this DJ go kill person ooooooooo"
When I turned the generator off, he asked me who sang the track?
I said it was Yamaha featuring petrol.
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