Laugh-out loud

My dad called me when he heard there was a riot
in my school..
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Dad: Hello son, where are you?
Me: My hostel.
Dad: Good, I heard there is riot. Don't go out,
don't follow them, you know your family
background, stay in your room. You hear me?
Me: Okay Dad.
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(Calls back in five minutes)
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Dad: My son, what caused the riot?
Me: They increased our school fees from
N134,900 to N300,000.
Because our vice
Chancellor said we are in the time of CHANGE
Dad: Where are you now?
Me: In my room.
Dad: Ehhnn! Are you mad? Join them!
Me: But dad....
Dad: C'mon Shut up and join them, carry
matchet!!
Carry anything...!!! Kill
people! Kill Things!!