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26 LIFE PRINCIPLES*           *A*         ✍🏽       *ACCEPT*       Accept others for       who they are and       for the choices they       have made even if       you have difficulty       understanding their       beliefs, motives       or actions.           *B*         ✍🏽       *BREAK AWAY*       Break away from       everything that       stands in the way       of what you hope       to accomplish   ...

Acts of the APC change

*APC 1:1-12* Our Reading For Today Is Taken From The Book Of APC Chapter 1 Verse 1 To 12 .... 1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president under whose hand they were mightily oppressed. . 2. Before he ascended the throne, he made them hope, with all manner of promises, that he would bring them to the promised land before the coming year began. . 3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew restless with their good condition, and sorely vexed the president under whose hand they had prospered, so that he would not have the office of the president again, but rather resented it. . 4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid siege to the north, and slew of the people three and twenty thousand, intending to set up a kingdom which would be ruled by Islam. . 5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust him out of the throne, and made Buhari president in his stead. . 6. Buhari was seventy...

Testimony Time

*Menstruation Testimony!* A lesson to all parent During church service, the 16-year old pastor's daughter stood up and said "praise the Lord!" everybody shouted with joy, "Hallelujah". She continued: "since the age of 13, I've been experiencing pain and bleeding every month and it was unbearable. But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Solomon in his house, the monthly periods have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more bleeding. You can see I'm even getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord". 😳   The whole church was silent! Brother Solomon fainted, The mother was like mogbe🙆🏻. Put a smile on someone's face

Laugh-out loud

My dad called me when he heard there was a riot in my school.. . . Dad: Hello son, where are you? Me: My hostel. Dad: Good, I heard there is riot. Don't go out, don't follow them, you know your family background, stay in your room. You hear me? Me: Okay Dad. . . . (Calls back in five minutes) . . Dad: My son, what caused the riot? Me: They increased our school fees from N134,900 to N300,000. Because our vice Chancellor said we are in the time of CHANGE Dad: Where are you now? Me: In my room. Dad: Ehhnn! Are you mad? Join them! Me: But dad.... Dad: C'mon Shut up and join them, carry matchet!! Carry anything...!!! Kill people! Kill Things!!

Answer And Win Promo

I have decided to give away #500 RECHARGE CARD per question u answer correctly. 1. Who was Nigeria's first wheel barrow pusher? 2. Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Akara and Yam? 3. What is the full name of the first Nigerian tout (Agbero)? 4a. How much in total did Anini steal during his lifetime as an armed robber? 4b. How much did he give to the masses? 4c. How much did he give to his mother? 5. Who was the first child to trek to school? 6a. Where was the first indigenous madman/ madwoman from? 6b) What was his/her name? 7a. What is the full meaning of the acronym SUYA? 7b. Who invented it? 7c. Who was the first customer to buy it? 8a. Who was the first woman to spend the #1000 naira note? 8b. Where? 8c. When? 8d. What did she buy? 9. As at April 2013, how many mosquitos are in Aso Rock? (give your answer in binary form) 10. Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri without Sugar? 10b) Who was the first Nigerian to drink Garri with suga...